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(sung to the melody of “My Way” by Frank Sinatra)


And now, the end is near;
And so I face, my final Food Show
My Friend, I’ll say it clear,
Sold my last case, of which I’m certain

I lived, a Broker’s life,
I’ve traveled each and every highway;
No More, No More of this
I’M GOING FISHING

Power Points, I’ve done a few
But then again, too few to mention,
I did what I had to do
Presented them, without apprehension

I planned each vendor’s course
Each careful step along with KeHE
No More, No More of this
I’M GOING FISHING

Yes there were times, I said Oooh Son
When I bit off more than I should have done
But through it all, when there was doubt
I found a way to work it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
But, I’M GOING FISHING

I’ve loved, laughed and cried
I’ve had my share of Broker meetings
And now, as years subside
I find that they were all amusing

To think, I loved them all
And may I say, in a big way
Oh ya, it was for me, but
I’M GOING FISHING

For what is a Broker, what has he got,
If not his lines, then he has not
To say the things, he truly feels
To the buyer’s face – you know how I feel
The record shows, I took some blows
So, I’M GOING FISHING YES……………I’M GOING FISHING

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I plan on writing a series of Fishing stories for The ANGLER. The first one I am submitting is The Carbonaro Effect.


The story starts out after I had an extremely good day of fishing the Tuckaseigee River in Dillsboro, NC. Heading home late that evening, I saw a car parked in one of the pull-offs next to the “Tuck”. I stopped to introduce myself and ask how the fishing was for them. Quincy Thayer introduced herself and her two sons, Jake (17) and Bryce (12). She said, “We’ve been here for over 2 hours and we haven’t gotten a bite.” I said that I could show them what I would do if I were fishing here.

I went to my car and took out my fly rod and we all proceeded to the river bank. I explained that I was going to throw my line up stream and let it drift down the river’s current. On my first cast I caught a 12” Rainbow Trout. HOW DID YOU DO THAT! THAT’S CRAZY! IT WAS LIKE MAGIC! HOW DID YOU DO THAT! I said, “Did you ever hear of the Carbonaro Effect. I’m a magician. I have a TV show called The Carbonaro Effect. Look across the river. Do you see the camera?” NO… (LOL)

Well, it wasn’t magic, and we are not on TV. I was just lucky to have the right flies and the perfect drift, I explained. Quincy said they only have one day left before they go back to Florida, and wanted to know if I could show Jake how to fly fish.

So she hired me for the next day. I decided to bring the family to the upper section of the Tuck, where Jake and I proceed to enter the river. After a few practice casts, Jake was ready to fly fish for the first time. I picked a nice section of the river and the fish were ready to play. One after another, Jake kept pulling them in. I asked Quincy if she would like to try her luck. It didn’t take long for her to start catching fish. In fact, she hooked and landed a 20” Rainbow! A trophy fish. Next, I hear Jake yelling, “I got a big one!” He was right. An 18” Rainbow. How could this get any better? Let’s not forget Bryce, who was sitting in the car watching all of this happen.

I left the river and told him I brought an extra set of waders and boots that should fit him perfectly. Long story short, he also caught a 18″ Rainbow. All three have made The Blue Chip Fly Fishing Wall of Fame.

I’m glad I stopped to meet the Thayer family. I believe that our time together helped to make their trip here to Jackson, County, a memorable one. The Thayers tell me they are still talking about this trip. I’m sure they will be back to visit us!

The Carbonaro Effect is a TV show, staring Michael Carbonaro. He is an actor, comedian and magician. I wish he was there, at that moment, when Quincy said, HOW DID YOU DO THAT! I felt like a magician, too!